I read somewhere that if you have to question if something is racist. It probably is. Hmm.

Because it is such a touchy subject. I’ll try to proceed with caution. If you’re reading be aware that I did mention that I’ll try to proceed with caution.

I’m human. You’re human. We’re all human and terribly flawed. Continue reading

X-Mas With Boss


Welcome back everyone!! Hope you all had a happy holiday!!! Mine was awesome!! I spent Christmas Eve with my mom and siblings. Christmas Day was with my Dad and step family!! Later that day I decided to spend some me time with Boss and friends.

Forgive me if I should get a little lost in thought on this. This is Boss I’m talking about. I’ve crushed on her for years!! Years! Look, I know I said that I’d like to be single for a year. To be perfectly honest. If Boss asked me to be her girlfriend I’d fucking jump on it!!

That’s really lame of me, isn’t it? Continue reading

Thank You!!

I’m taking a moment to say thank you to all of those who are following Vulnerable Verbiage. A lot of you don’t comment, but I can see that you’re reading.

I appreciate that! 😉

The people on’s a bit difficult to thank every person or group who is following. I’m still learning my way around there!! 😉 But, thank you all for following!! Continue reading

Detachable Penis

I had the strangest dream about my giving a speech to one of my most closest friends. A speech going on how awesome my friend is to a crowd of people. When this event was over and drinks were swallowed everyone left for their rooms. My friend and I gave a each other a huge hug and took our drinks to our rooms Continue reading

Does This Make Me Look FAT??

Think back to jr. high. Remember gym class. Standing in the hall of lockers. Surrounded by other girls who are all looking at each other. Wondering…”does she see my FAT legs?” Or whatever other personal flaw you might think of.

My sister used to BEG me to go shopping with her. She is tall, tanned (Italian genetic make-up), the fattest she Continue reading