I had the strangest dream about my giving a speech to one of my most closest friends. A speech going on how awesome my friend is to a crowd of people. When this event was over and drinks were swallowed everyone left for their rooms. My friend and I gave a each other a huge hug and took our drinks to our rooms with us.
My friend’s sister had to sleep on the couch in the living room. I was going to share a room with my sister. However, she was already passed out with all sort of crap on her bed.
Needless to say, I passed out on the other couch in the living room.
The next morning, I awoke to a woman stroking my cock?
HUH!?!?!!? My cock?
Ya heard right! And it gets pretty damn detailed. She’s stroking my cock and yes…*gulp* I have precum oozing out. I never cum. This chick just keeps stroking and we’re watching the precum make my dick wet!?!??!
What the Fuck? What the Fuck, Indeed!!
Next thing I know it! We’re done and I take the entire genitals off! Precum soaked dick and balls in my hand.
Off to the bathroom to clean them off.
Last thing I remember from this dream was my stroking this apparatus with soap and water. My looking at it like what the fuck just happened?
It was a real, fully functioning penis….why didn’t I get to cum with the girl jerkin’ me off!?!? How did I have nerves and the ability to cum when this piece was clearly detachable!?!?
Damn you subconscious! What the hell was that all about??